A Toast To Men

Willa Ford

[Willa]

Girls, I'd like to make a toast

On the behalf of men

Here's to the men we love

Here's to the men who love us

Here's to the men we love who dont love us

Fuck the men, let's drink to us!



Here's to the men we love to love

Here's to the men in love with us

Here's to the men who pass on us



Ah ah

Ooh



[Willa]

Thats right boys!



[Lady May (rap)]

There was this tatoo artist partied for hours

Huge in the pants loved to screw in the shower

Bitch done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer

I shulda dumped him but I was too coward

'Til I met this school-boy that studied at Howard,

Nerdy but he calls and be sendin' me flowers,

I'm feelin him, but had to get rid of him

Nerd boy turned out to be a minute-man



CHORUS:

Here's to the men we love to love

Here's to the men in love with us

Here's to the men who pass on us

Fuck the men, Let's drink to us y'all



Here's to the men we love to love

Here's to the men in love with us

Here's to the men who pass on us

Fuck the men, Let's drink to us y'all



[Lady May (rap)]

I've been with boys with baldies,

Boys with hair curly,

Boy's in their 30's, boys that ain't worthy,

Boys I fell for, slept with too early

Boys with dicks straight, Boys with dicks curvy

Boys locked up in the bing

I fucked boys in hotels, motels, Holiday Inns

All this talk men is ridiculous

Fuck the men, let's drink to us!



CHORUS:

Here's to the men we love to love

Here's to the men in love with us

Here's to the men who pass on us

Fuck the men, Let's drink to us y'all



Here's to the men we love to love

Here's to the men in love with us

Here's to the men who pass on us

Fuck the men, Let's drink to us y'all



[Lady May]

Willa has something to say



[Willa]

Thanks Lady May