Barneys On Fire

Wierd Al Yankovic

it happened one day in the studio

dancing around in a dosee do

purple monstrosity was waving his arms, we where falling victim to his evil charms

he brused against a candle and he started to smoke

and now were all laughing at the dinosaur joke,

o boy barneys on fire, its one we've always desired,

we'll watch the flames get higher,

just dont try to put him out

(kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him)

there was ashes flying everywhere

(kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him)

and all the children stood there and stare

(kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him)

the guy inside started to yell

(kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him)

we thought we should help him but what the hell

he through himself violnty at the wall

the fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away

o boy barneys on fire, this is our secret desire,

well hell the flames grew higher

dont you try to put him out

(o no)

(o no)

(ahhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh)

o boy barneys on fire, this is one we've always desired

wont you help us fan the flames higher

make sure you dont try to put him out

barneys no longer ignited

were feeling so excited

hes lying in a heap on the floor

poke him with a stick coz we have to be sure

that he is DEAD