A pet is not just for Christmas you know!
He's just so cute fluffy and soft
Doesn't seem that much to spend
Can't wait to show you off and be the envy of
The neighbourhood I'll be
As I walk you round the block
My pet accessory's a present that I got
He'll be such a clever boy
Show him how to fetch a stick
More value than a toy he'll master every trick
Teach me responsibility
And gives me someone for play
If you buy him for me I'll walk him every day
And now boy
I'll make you fetch
And come here when I call you
After all you're a dog
Something to amuse me
But now my backyard is a mess
And you're twice the size you were
You'll have to stay outside this place covered in fur
Your novelty is wearing off
Taking over social life
I've newer toys to play walk you tomorrow night
You're just a toy that walks on all fours
You're just a toy that walks on all fours
He's licking your face
Get out of vegie garden
Stop digging holes you mongrel
Get down off my furniture
Stop barking in the night
Don't dig up all my flowers
Stop dragging clothes off the line
I've had about a gutfull
Back to the pound you go
