Well I say, Well I say one thing
And then it ends up another
And I can't be bothered
Cos today, well it could be the first
But then it could be the worst
Cos I heard my parents fuck
And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah"
Bet you don't know what your parents do (whoa oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw (oh oh)
Late one night
Woke up to get some water
But I heard my parents
Trying for another daughter
I didn't think
My dad could still get it up
But from the noises they were making
Someone was sure getting fucked
And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah"
Bet you don't know what your parents do (whoa oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw (oh oh)
I guess the proper time has come to say
I am very proud of you son
Yeah yeah yeah
What's wrong with you?
Yeah yeah yeah
It's nothing new
Yeah yeah yeah
Gran likes it too
Yeah yeah yeah
When I'm that old I'm gonna do it too
When I was watching the telly
I looked up at dad's shelf
And saw some KY jelly
Well the thoughts
Well they weren't a lot of fun
When you get the funny feeling
Mummy takes it up the bum
And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah"
Bet you don't know what your parents do (whoa oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw (oh oh)
Well I guess
It's cos of them i'm here
But before I go on
I should make one thing clear
How could they
Ever put me through this?
Cos seeing your parents fucking
Is worse than drinking piss
And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah"
Bet you don't know what your parents do (oh oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw (oh oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bet you don't know what your parents do (oh oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Everyone knows that their parents sc
