[Ahem] And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lunt
The part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out
And sings a love song
He said to her “I'd like a cheeseburger,
And I might like a milkshake as well.”
She said to him “I can't give you either”
And he said “isn't this Burger Bell?”
She said “yes it is but we're closed now
But we open tomorrow at ten”
He said “I am extremely hungry
But I guess I can wait until then”
[Chorus]
'Cuz you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for you-ou
Yeah, he'll wait for you-ou
Oh, you are his cheeseburger,
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for you-ou
Oh he will wait for you
He stayed at the drive-through till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and eggs for half price
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger please do not get angry
He'll eat and be back here for lunch.
[Chorus]
'Cuz you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for you-ou
He'll be back for you-ou
Won't be so long cheeseburger
Oh lovely cheeseburger
Be back for you-ou
Oh he'll be back for you
'Cuz he loves you cheeseburger
With all his heart
And there ain't nothin'
Gonna tear you two-o apart
And if the world suddenly
Ran out of cheese
He would get down on his
Hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally
Dropped some cheese in the dirt
He would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off
Just for you
You are his cheeseburger
