Learn To Do It

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[vladimir]

you were born in a palace by the sea.



[anastasia]

a palace by the sea?

could it be?



[vladimir]

yes, that's right.

you rode horseback when you were only three.



[anastasia]

horseback riding? me?



[vladimir]

and the horse...



[dimitri]

he was white!



[vladimir]

you made faces and terrorized the cook!



[dimitri]

threw him in the brook!



[anastasia]

was i wild?



[dimitri]

wrote the book!



[vladimir]

but you'd behave when your father gave that look!



[dimitri]

imagine how it was!



[vladimir]

your long-forgotten past!



[vladimir and dimitri]

we've lots and lots to teach you and the time is gonig fast!



[anastasia]

all right...i'm ready!



[vladimir]

now, shoulders back and stand up tall



[dimitri]

and do not walk, but try to float.



[anastasia]

i feel a little foolish.

am i floating?



[vladimir]

like a little boat!



[dimitri]

you give a bow.



[anastasia]

what happens now?



[vladimir]

your hand receives a kiss!



[vladimir and dimitri]

most of all remember this:



[vladimir]

if i can learn to do it, you can learn to do it.



[dimitri]

something in you knows it --



[vladimir and dimitri]

there's nothing to it!



[vladimir]

follow in my footsteps, shoe by shoe!



[vladimir and dimitri]

you can learn to do it too!



[vladimir]

now, elbows in and sit up straight



[dimitri]

and never slurp the stroganoff.



[anastasia]

i never cared for stroganoff!



[vladimir]

she said that like a romanov!



[dimitri]

the samovar.



[vladimir]

the caviar.



[anastasia]

dessert and then goodnight?



[vladimir and dimitri]

not until you get this right!



[vladimir]

if i can learn to do it



[dimitri]

if he can learn to do it



[vladimir]

you can learn to do it!



[dimitri]

you can learn to do it



[vladimir]

pull yourself together



[vladimir and dimitri]

and you'll pull through it!



[vladimir]

tell yourself it's easy



[vladimir and dimitri]

and it's true!

you can learn to do it too!



[vladimir]

next, you must memorize the names of the royalty.

now here we have kropotkin



[dimitri]

shot potemkin



[vladimir]

in the botkin.



[anastasia]

oh!



[vladimir]

and dear old uncle vanya loved his vodka



[dimitri

got it anya?



[anastasia]

no!



[vladimir]

the baron pushkin



[anastasia

he was...?



[dimitri]

short!



[vladimir]

count anatoly



[anastasia]

had a... ?



[dimitri]

wart!



[vladimir]

count sergei



[dimitri]

wore a feathered hat.



[vladimir]

i hear he's gotten very fat.



[anastasia]

and i recall his yellow cat!



[vladimir]

i don't believe we told her that.



[anastasia]

if you can learn t