My enemies told me
That I look like J. R. Ewing
But I have no money
My plans come to nothing
Still I have a black crocodile
With green eyes and a big-big smile
'Cause I'm a very good guy
Maybe someday
I will have a new crocodile
With a suspicious smile
Maybe someday
I will be a cool rich guy
With a black-balck crocodile
Green-red-blue-black crocodile
Last hungry saturday
I ate my black crocodile
It was the right way
And now I'm soaring in the sky
This thing I just wanna do
Flying in a tophat and a shoe
I'm a fool and a great one too
Take a black crocodile. Mix it with sugar. Beat it into a light foam - Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha
