Intro

Uncle Kracker

Kracker: Guess this is where I get off

Kid: Yep, member everything I told ya?

Kracker: Yep

Kid :Got your song book?

Kracker: Yep

Kid: Got them beats I gave ya?

Kracker: Yep

Kid: Money?

Kracker: Yep

Kid: Cell phone?

Kracker: Uh huh

Kid: What's wrong?

Kracker: What if I don't make it?

Kid: That's impossible

Kracker: Well what if?

Kid: Fuck what and tell if to suck my dick

Kracker: Alright

Kid: I taught you too well for that

Besides, the money's already made,

and the foundation's already been laid

Now remember the most important thing I

taught yaWhen it gets crazy out there, with the

money, and the girls,and the fame

Kracker: What's that?

Kid: Make sure you pinch it at the top

before you roll it down

Kracker: Got it

Kid: Get outta here