Heaven

Uncle Cracker

[Kracker]


If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit


I don't wanna go


If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit


I just a soon stay home


If they ain't got no Eight Mile


Like they do up in the D


Just send me to Hell or Salt Lake City


It would be about the same to me


It would be about the same to me





[Paradime]


Detroit city


From Aretha to Aaliyah


To Bob Segar to


Joe Louis n' his arena and now me


Paradime the mic of overachievers


Smokin sewer caps bottom feeders and parking meters


A bunch of bad dudes in the mad brew and tattoos


So think twice before you pass through


Or get clapped through whack crews get hurt


We can take you for a ride (ride)


Or take you for your shirt (shirt)


I did it in the Bronx, I did in in Queens


And you can see me do it, do it, down in New Orleans


Fat backs and greens


I'm the scene of amazement


You'll be picking all your teeth up from the fuckin pavement


Is that Kracker with a C


No Kracker with a K


Kracker mother fucker all God damn day


You could take Gratiot south, but that's a real rough route


You'll get found face down with your pockets hangin out





[Kracker]


If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit


I don't wanna go


If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit


I just a soon stay home


If they ain't got no Eight Mile


Like they do up in the D


Just send me to Hell or Salt Lake City


It would be about the same to me


It would be about the same to me





[Kid Rock]


My name is...


My name is...


I'm going platinum


Back up in the mother fuckin saddle


You wanna battle Kid Rock bitch


Your up shit's creek without a paddle


I'm no tattle because I do not snitch


I lick clits n' drop cock n' twats that spit


I spit like hicks and make hit's for flom


And that's what you call droppin bombs


Got a bullet head dick with a thirty aught six


And from a thousand yards I'll hit ya right in the lips...shit


Motherfucker's wanna talk about shini