(You dont wanna be like me)
[Monoxide Child]
I can walk on water and freeze it on step one
And then I'll stick my finger in it and melt it like it was hot sun
[Jamie Madrox]
Well I can turn your adam's apple into apple juice
Start to strangle mothafuckas till their face turn blue
[Monoxide Child]
I can be the world's greatest serial killer of all time
And I'll end your fucking life at the drop of a dime
[Jamie Madrox]
I can float above the clouds, way up in the sky
And it's my choice if I live or die
[Monoxide Child]
Or I can be the strange pizza man that always knocks twice
And when you open up your door I give your mothafucking neck a slice
[Jamie Madrox]
I can take a million dollars and just throw it away
Cause it'll never replace a single ounce of my sanity
[Monoxide Child]
I can be the last angel standing on top of the hill
Or the green demon waiting on your window sill
[Jamie Madrox]
And I can become an icon for the oppressed
Cause their hearts still beating in their unforgiven chest
[Chorus x2]
You Don't wanna be like (Me)
Don't wanna be like
You Don't Wanna be like (Me)
Don't wanna be like
And this is the mind of a serial killa
[Jamie Madrox]
I can buy a shotgun from Target with attempts to set it off
I can load that bitch in the parking lot and shoot that shit off
[Monoxide Child]
And I can be the book of the dead, a vampire or a demon
But either way your fucked, cause when I leave your not breathing
[Jamie Madrox]
Well I can part the sea with the wand of a wizard
And turn a hot day into a windy blizzard
[Monoxide Child]
I can be an axe in the backs of people who wanna trash talk
And leave your body slaughtered all over your momma's sidewalk
[Jamie Madrox]
I can disappear into the air like a phantom in the night
And I can die if I'm exposed to
