Friday, after dinner
Situation - it's the same over again
Mum – she wants to watch the news
But I just wanna watch the film at ten
So I get my way again
Half way through the movie
Naked bodies getting groovy on the screen
Mum – she changes channels
Turns away – she can't believe what I've just seen
Embarrassed, she starts to clean
It's just porn Mum, you're running away
You wouldn't believe what the kids see today
It's just porn Mum and it won't go away
Wherever you turn you've got porn every day
It's just…..
Billboards on the way to school
Use porn to make their sh*t look really cool – so cool
The girls I see on MTV
Conceal the fact that bands all look like fools
But their videos make me drool
It's just porn Mum, you're running away
You wouldn't believe what the kids see today
It's just porn Mum and it won't go away
Wherever you turn, you'll find porn every day
It's just porn Mum
Just porn Mum, just…
Mum I know that you're embarrassed
But just face it, you can leave the movie on
Don't think that I am so naïve
That I don't have a clue where I came from
It's just porn Mum, you're running away
You wouldn't believe what the kids see today
It's just porn Mum and it won't go away
Wherever you turn, you'll find porn every day
It's just porn Mum, you're running away
You wouldn't believe what the kids see today
It's just porn Mum and it won't go away
Wherever you turn, you'll find porn every day
It's just porn Mum
Just porn Mum
Porn Mum
It's just porn Mum
It's just porn Mum
Just porn Mum
Just porn
