Freaky Tales

Too Short

These are the tales, the freaky tales...

The tales that I tell so well...



I met this girl, her name was Joan

She loved the way I rocked the microphone

When I met Joan, I took her home

She was just like a doggy all on my bone

I met another girl, her name was Ann

All she wanted was to freak with a man

When I met Ann, I soked her pans

We ended up freakin' by garbage can

The next young freak I met was Red

I took her to the house and she gave me head

She likes to freak was all she said

We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed

There's another girl, her name is Mary

Talked about sex and the girl acted scary

I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy Jerry

Took her to the house and I popped that cherry

Young and tender, sweet Denise

Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast

I tell you, homeboy, If you get a piece

She only talks about signin' a lease

I met this tender, her name was Lori

And a X-rated movie wouldn't tell her story

She had a twinsister, her name was Lisa

And just like Lori, she's a real dick pleaser

My girlfriend's name was Michelle, I freaked her well

Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell

I geed this girl, her name was Tammy

I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy

She had a best friend, her name was Jane

I pulled to the side and I spitted that game

I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine

Freaked one night with a girl named Pam

The very next day I saw her with her man

One week passed and I was in her again

I had an old tender, her name was Janie

She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen

She likes to freak, she's just a fiend

It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans

I wanna big freak, fat and slobby

I kick on back and I watch her mouth

Two tons of fun, big mama jama

A country-girl from Alabama

I met this girl, her name was Betty

Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death

I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat

But I was all up in her tryi

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