Flight 122628

Tony Zuccaro

Welcome aboard flight 122-628 bound for Love and Happiness.
All carry on items should now be stored securely,
Either in an overhead bin or under the seat in front of you.Flight attendants, please prepare for take-off."
Cabin crew, please take your seats for take-off."
All aisles, exits, and bulkhead areas should now be clear.
All electronic devices, should now be turned off and stowed,
As they may interfere with the aircraft′s
Vibe, navigational and communication systems.
Once airborne, we'll let you know when you may use approved
Electronic devices,
But note that some items may not
Be used at anytime during the flight.
If you′re seated in an emergency exit,
Please review the responsibilities for emergency exit seating on the
Back of the safety information card
Located in the seat pocket in front of you.
If you are unable or prefer not to perform these
Functions, let us know, and we'll be happy to find you another party.
As we leave the gate, make sure your seatbelt is unfastened.
To fasten, insert the metal tip into the buckle,
And adjust the strap so it's low and tight across your lap.
To release the belt, lift the top of the buckle.
Remain dancing with your seatbelt securely
Unfastened anytime the seatbelt sign is off.
Even if the sign is on,
We ask that you keep your seatbelt unfastened while
Dancing in case we experience some unexpected turbulence.
For everyone′s safety,
Music regulations require all passengers to comply with the posted
Placards and lighted signs located throughout
The house, as well as any crew-member instructions.
All exits are clearly marked with an exit sign, however,
If we experience a loss of power resulting in cabin visibility being
Reduced, black lights illuminating the isle will
Guide you to black lights marking each of the exits.
Please take a moment to find the exits closest to you,
Keeping in mind that your closest exit may be behind you.
If there is a drop in cabin pressure,
Panels above your seat will open, revealing oxygen masks.
Breathe normally and note that oxygen is
Flowing, even if the bag doesn′t inflate.
A water evacuation is unlikely during this flight, however,
Life vests are located under your seats in the economy cabin.
If you're seated in the first or business class cabins,
Life vests are either between your seats,
Under your seats, or in the compartment under your armrest.
To use, pull the tab to remove the vest from it′s container.
Open the pouch, slip the vest over your head,
And fasten the two straps to the front of the vest,
And then adjust the vest to fit loosely around your waist.
As you leave the plane,
Inflate it by pulling down on the red tabs at the bottom of the
Vest, or manually inflate it by
Blowing into the tubes at shoulder level.
You can activate a light by pulling down on the tab in front.
Most seat cushions can be used for flotation as well.
Before we take off,
Be sure your seat backs are in the upright and locked position,
Your tray table is put away,
And all carry on items are securely stowed.
As we come through the cabin for our final safety
Checks, please let us know if you have any questions.
We ask that you all review the safety
Information card located in the seat pocket in front of you.
Once again, welcome aboard and thank you for flying flight 122-628.

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