OH OH OH !(squishy sound)
Sitting in my house
and i know im all alone,
Felling kind'a horny
got a tingle in my bone
Going grab a penthouse
its the one with Sharron Stone,
HEY MASTURBATOR!
I go a little faster
and its feeling kind'a nice
once ain't enough so i have to do it twice
you wanna spank the monkey
I can give you good advice
HEY MASTURBATOR!
*Woman moans*
I use some baby oil
or a lil' vaseline
laying down a towel
so i keep my towel clean
Never shake my hand
cuz' you don't know where its been
HEY MASTURBATOR!
Im do it in the car
while im driving down the street
One hand in the wheal
and the other in my meat
I can't get out the car
cuz im sticking to the seat
HEY MASTURBATOR!
*Tom Green,a sheep and the woman moan*
Since i was a kid
i have been a masturbator
stroke the chicken
holding now its the tomatoe
I put the miss novermber
Now im gonna take orator
HEY MASTURBATOR!
Bumbing the bannana
miss the lizard
shake and bake'em
counting on the flounder
and its mak'n a jamaican
Spank the frank
watch the carrot
got my hand its aken
HEY MASTURBATOR!
*everyone moans*
HEY MASTURBATOR!
