Ah Icky thump Who′da thunk
Sittin' drunk on a wagon to MexicoAh well, What a chump
Well my head got a bump
When I hit it on the radio
Redhead señorita looking dead
Came and said "need a bed" En Español
I said "gimme a drink a water"
I′m gonna "sing around the collar
And I don't need a microphone"
Icky thump with a lump in my throat
Grabbed my coat
And I was freaking I was ready to go!
And I swear Besides the hair
She had one white eye
One blank stare
Lookin' up lyin′ there
On the stand near her hand
Was a candy cane, black rum, sugar cane
Dry ice and something strange.
La la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa
White Americans, what
Nothing better to do
Why don′t you kick yourself out
You're an immigrant too
Who′s usin' who
What should we do
Well you can′t be a pimp
And a prostitute too
Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind looked around
And there was nobody else
Left alone I hit myself with a stone
Went home
And learned how to clean up after myself
