Bulbous Bouffant

The Vestibules

1: Hi.

2: Hello.

1: Are you waiting for the bus?

2: Uh, yes I am, actually.

1: Hm.

1: I noticed you're not wearing any GALOSHES.

2: Uh, no I'm not...it's uh...it's sunny out...uh...no need for galoshes.

1: I'M wearing galoshes.

2: Hm.

1: GALOSHES.

2: Uh huh.

1: Did you read the paper today?

2: Uh, no, I haven't had a chance.

1: Did you read the thing about the ESKIMOS?

2: No.

1: Well the article was saying that the Eskimos will eat the FAT from the whale.

2: Oh, yeah.

1: Do you know what that's called?

2: Uh, no, uh, I don't.

1: BLUBBER. [blubber: the fat of sea mammals, especially whales and seals:Walfischspeck]

2: Oh, right.

1: BLUBBER.

2: Yeah, blubber.

1: That's what it's called.

2: Uh huh.

1: BLUBBER.

2: Right.

1: The Eskimos eat the BLUBBER.

2: Uh huh.

1: And the BLUBBER will come from different kinds of whales, you know?

2: Oh, yeah.

1: Sometimes it will come from a BELUGA whale. [beluga: a small white-toothed whale related to the narwhal, also called "white whale"]

2: Uh huh.

1: BELUGA!

2: Right, yeah.

1: Hey, hey. They don't wear galoshes.

2: Who, the whales?

1: NOOOOOOO. The ESKIMOS.

2: Oh no. That's right, they don't.

1: They wear MUKLUKS! [mukluk: a high, soft boot that is worn in the American Arctic and is traditionally made from sealskin]

2: Uh huh.

1: MUKLUKS!

2: That's right; mukluks.

1: MUKLUKS!.

2: Yeah...mukluks.

1: Say it again.

2: Mukluks.

1: Say it LOUDER.

2: MUKLUKS!

1: Um, hmm...good eh?

2: Yeah, it is a good one...I didn't want to say it but uhh....I like it...

1: Say, say, say GALOSHES.

2: Galoshes.

1: Hey, hey...it's good, eh?

2: Yeah, it's good.

1: Galoshes!

2: Galoshes!

1: Beluga!

2: Beluga.

1: Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber...

2: Blubber MUKLUK!

1: Blubber...BELUGA!

3: Uh, excuse me.

2: Ahem.

3: Sorry, um....I didn't mean to interrupt whatever it was you were doing there...

2: Oh no...it's OK!

3: Uh, ok. I just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops?

2: Uh yeah, ah...it should be here any minute actually.

3: OH, I see. Well, sorry to disturb you.

2: That's ok, we were just....uhhhh.....

{long pause}

1: Sir.

3: Yes?

1: PPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!

3: Yeah.

1: Look over there.

3: Across the street?

1: Yeah, yeah yeah.

3: Um-huh.

1: See that LADY?

3: Yes.

1: What kind of a hairstyle does she have?

3: Uh, that looks like a bouffant.

1: YES. A BOUFFANT!

3: Yes, a bouffant.

2: Uh, actually, I...I couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort of what you might call a, a bulbous bouffant.

3: Yes, a bulbous bouffant.

1: BULBOUS BOUFFANT.

3: Bouffant.

1: BLUBBER

2: GALOSHES!!!

1: Hey, hey. Mukluks!

2: Bulbous bouffant.

1: Mukluk, mukluk, hey, hey.

3: MACADAMIA.

1 & 2: Ooooooohhhhhhhhh. hey, hey.

3: Macadamia.

1: Gazebo!

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Macadamia.

1: Gazebo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Macadamia.

1: Gazebo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Macadamia.

1: Gazebo.

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