French tuck!
French tuck!
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I′ve been whispering my dreams
To my computer at night
And now it serves me ads about them
The algorithm tells me who I really am
I tell the algorithm who I want to be
They say "You gotta have your vape
Cos smoking kills!"
My feed is comprised
Of cute dog memes and snuff films
French tuck!
French tuck!
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You're dating a .JPEG
From the cursed images subreddit
And I′ve had it up to here
With your #HornyOnMain bullshit
She says "Don't worry about it baby"
But I'm not baby, this is Patrick
And I plan on being a star
So I need to be above these antics
I take no responsibility
These folks can′t be wrangled
I′ll stan all my musician friends
Until they get canceled
French tuck!
French tuck!
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Happiness is a pyramid scheme
Happiness is a multi-level marketing company
And we all came in too late!
We all came in too late!
They say "Think of the shows
You wanna play when you get dressed"
That's why I walk around covered in glitter
Strapped to the Tiny Desk
They say "Fake it ′til you make It"
So I'm producing a film
Based on that Stephen King novel
About the kids who fuck in the sewer
I may look like a clown
But I′m not having fun
When you upload me to the cloud
Take my depression, but not my guns
French tuck!
French tuck!
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French tuck!
