Child Star

The Unicorns

is there a photo of me on your wall in short short-shorts

or zipped down jeans?

do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the stage

under hot lights?



are you visceral viscous?

do you want to make love to my sweet visage,

and then pretend it's you, it's you

it was always you



CHILD FAN

i wrote you a letter to become a member of your fanclub

but all i got in the mail was return to sender



STAR

I'm still a big big star



FAN

No you're not



STAR

Yes I am



FAN

No you're not



STAR

Yes I am



FAN

No you're not.



STAR

You liked my latest film



FAN

No I didn't



STAR

Yes you did



FAN

No I didn't



STAR

Yes you did



FAN

No I didn't



FAN

I'm not a fan of yours anymore



STAR

Yes you are



FAN

No I'm not



STAR

Yes you are



FAN

No I'm not



STAR

Yes you are



FAN

But you broke my fragile heart



STAR

No I didn't



FAN

Yes you did



STAR

No I didn't



FAN

Yes you did



STAR

No I didn't



FAN

I hate you



STAR

I hate you too



FAN

I hate you



STAR

I hate you too



FAN: I hate you

STAR: I hate you

and repeat