is there a photo of me on your wall in short short-shorts
or zipped down jeans?
do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the stage
under hot lights?
are you visceral viscous?
do you want to make love to my sweet visage,
and then pretend it's you, it's you
it was always you
CHILD FAN
i wrote you a letter to become a member of your fanclub
but all i got in the mail was return to sender
STAR
I'm still a big big star
FAN
No you're not
STAR
Yes I am
FAN
No you're not
STAR
Yes I am
FAN
No you're not.
STAR
You liked my latest film
FAN
No I didn't
STAR
Yes you did
FAN
No I didn't
STAR
Yes you did
FAN
No I didn't
FAN
I'm not a fan of yours anymore
STAR
Yes you are
FAN
No I'm not
STAR
Yes you are
FAN
No I'm not
STAR
Yes you are
FAN
But you broke my fragile heart
STAR
No I didn't
FAN
Yes you did
STAR
No I didn't
FAN
Yes you did
STAR
No I didn't
FAN
I hate you
STAR
I hate you too
FAN
I hate you
STAR
I hate you too
FAN: I hate you
STAR: I hate you
and repeat
