I was working in the lab late one night
When I heard the gurgle of a waterpipe
So I turned to see my monster in a cloud of smoke
Who said "This shit ain't bad, here, have a toke"
(We smoked some hash)-We smoked some monster hash
(Some monster hash)-It was his personal stash
(We smoked some hash)-We got completely trashed
(On monster hash)-We smoked some monster hash
We partied in the castle with the living dead
Mouths were dry and eyes were red
The ghouls and goblins shrieked and screamed
"Won't somebody please pass the Visine"
(They smoked some hash)-They smoked some monster hash
(Some monster hash)-From Frankie's personal stash
(We smoked some hash)-And they all were smashed
(On monster hash)-They smoked some monster hash
The mummy was toking on a bong
Wolfman said "Don't bogart that, pass it along"
The swampthing was toasted, rolling on the floor
Laughing hysterically and pleading for more
The scene was rocking as the werewolves moved
To the undead reggae band's dance hall grooves
Menwhile in the kitchen Frankenstein baked
Some Alice B. Toklas brownies and cakes
(We ate some hash)-We ate some monster has
(Some monster hash)-It had the graveyard smashed
(We ate some hash)-And we all got trashed
(On monster hash)-We ate some monster hash
The party would have gone 'til we all passed out
But just then we heard a bloodurdling shout
"Watch out, beware, cover your necks
Dracula's got the munchies, and he's totally wrecked"
(He smoked some hash)-He smoked some monster hash
(Some monster hash)-He was completely smashed
(He smoked some hash)-That translyvanian's trashed
(On monster hash)-He smoked some monster hash
Now every night the dead rise up from the grav
To partake in our happening THC rave
For you, the living, this hash was meant, too
When you get to my door just say the Toyes sent you
(We'll smoke some hash)-
