I should be standing at the bar
Waving a ten pound note around
But I sit here on the sofa at my girl?s house
I should be chatting shit as I?m nubbing out another snout
But I?ll roach a spliff watching the TV for now
I should be watching the fruit machines
For which one will pay out
But I sit on the sofa at my girls
Any how
I should be legging it from a cab
Like a mad little lout
But I?ll roach a spliff watching the TV
Throughout
I know I never tell her
But every single day man
I?m always thinking loads about her
She?s the best thing that ever happened to me
And I don?t know what I?d do without her
I should actually go out and about
Flip some beer mats
Instead of sitting her at my girls gaff
Because all I seem to do is sit in this habitat
Just roaching a spliff, watching the TV and that
And the TV at my house is a bit broken on the back
So I use my girls TV to watch the match
Yeah, I might head out later
To get off this beaten track
Of watching the TV, roaching up
I?m the same old man
I know I never tell her
But every single day man
I?m always thinking loads about her
She?s the best thing that ever happened to me
And I don?t know what I?d do without her
But on second thought
So why don?t you shots
No, I think I?ll sit on the sofa
And eat my TV meal
I would actually much prefer to just sit here and chill
Roaching a spliff, watching East Enders or the Bill
Because basically I love her
And I love being here still
And I love sitting on the sofa
With my girl
For real
I don?t want to knock my mates
But there it?s the same old drill
Roaching a spliff and watching the TV is my will
I know I never tell her
But every single day man
I?m always thinking loads about her
She?s the best thing that ever happened to me
And I don?t know what I?d do without her
No fuck that
I might ask my mates where they?ll
