see i rekon your about an 8 or a 9,
maybe even 9 and a half in 4 bears time.
that blue topshop top you've got on is nice,
bit too much fake tan though but yeah you score high.
but there's just one one little thing that is really really really really anoying me about you see.
yeah yeah like i said you are really fit.
but my gosh don't you just know it.
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i'm not trying to pull you,
even though i would like to.
i think you are really fit,
your fit but my gosh don't you know it.
so when i looked it you standing there with your horn,
i was waitin in the cue lookin at the board.
wonderin whether to have a burger or chips,
or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford,
when i noticed out the corner of my eye,
lookin towards the direction of my eyes,
i could consentrate on what i wanted toorder,
which lost me my place in the cue i waited for. yeah
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wow, leave it out,
are you smokin sumit',
leave it out,
we cannot have that behaviour in this establishment,
leave it out,
it's not woth it mike,
don't touch me,
just, just don't touch me.
for a while there i was thinkin'
yeah but what if,
picturin' myself pullin with
bear white hot lips.
staring there with you as you where standin there opposite,
whether or not you knew it, i sware you didn't tick,
and when that bloke in the white behind us lot cuein', was clockin on to you too,yeah i had too admit,
that yeah yeah you are fit and yeah yeah i want it,
but i stopped after a minute to get chips and drinks.
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just as you started to make your big advance,
with the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand,
i was like naugh,
i don't even know you look grand,
but you look sharp there smilin' hard sugestin' and,
gleamin away,with your harty harty lookin tan,
but i admit the next bit really stammers my plan,
you walked towards my path but just brushed right passed,
and into the arms of that fuckin' white shirted man.
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what doo i give 'em,
i've got a girlfriend anyway,
we've ordered a few drinks
we've had a few fair play,
a got this stella i bumped from that last cafe.
this night's not even begun yes yes oh yeah,
i did fancy you a bit though yes i must say,
i would rather i had you on my car cell phone display,
but this is athoner case of female stop and play,
in other words the total result of a holiday.
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