Man
You already love
I messed it up already dogCant believe this shit dog
Man what the fuck man
Man you already know I love big fat balls in my mouth
But anyway, here he is
Bentadog
There you go, hit them with it
(Bentadog bastard)
Oh no, oh no
Sorry I′m late yall
Yeah, I am so gay
Just lying I am not gay
I'm bouta eat a piece of hay
So just say to these poopay
Hypnotic wack yeah he′s so long
Say Hong Kong to Mr Wong Tong
Jizzy j, Shaun Dubs, and The Big Dog yeah
We are good friends and we made the sloppers song yeah
All day bro
You already know I'm back
I don't even know what I′m gonna do
You already know I′m bouta buss
I'm bouta buss
My balls they feeling vicious
Oh my god, oh my lord
Back on this track hand it over from Deez
Hey man say cheese
Oh god no please
Why you pray to god when you not even religious
Because you looking fine and better than the bitches
Yeah, I bet I′m better than the bitches
Tell me how I'm making all this money with no bitches
Jizzy j also on that track yeah he wack back
This beat is wack but I′m jerking up inside my sack
On this wack track pull up in a grey hatchback
Cadillac all yellow bitch I can't crash that
All up in this shit but I aint making moves
In this shit bitch I aint got nothing to prove
Bentadog made this beat what the fuck is this shit
Making all this money but I aint got no bitches
That was my line Bentadog stole that shit from me
This track is shit it′s pretty obvious to see
War song bitch I'm in the trenches rapping all this
Flamethrower spitting fire that what you call it
Killing nazis yelling Yahtzee that's what we do
When we in the trenches yeah we always on the move
Looking for the bitches that we all call the opps
Six milly Jews yeah he′s not gonna stop
When were not in the war yeah we aint looking flyer
Pass it back to someone else to go and spit some fire
Aint no one can stop me
I saw a bunch of children
Oh my lord boy
Oh my lord I′m in the supermarket
Aint nothing gonna stop me from reaching them kids
Oh my god
(Idk what he said here)
Hand it back over to my good boy Bentadog
Aint nothing gonna stop me
I'm telling you dude
Oh my lord
Gotta be quiet because my family′s asleep
No they're not man bitch you really believe
Me cause I′m gay, gonna eat some hay
Like a cow moo yeah you better shout boo
Call me mini hit- blah
Yeah I fluffed up, put em in a cup
Bring it over to, Shaun Dubs
Yeah its Shaun Dubs on this track and I'm cumming on his back
Yeah his penis is so good I might have a heart attack
Yeah my dog is fucking weird yeah its always sitting gay
Yeah my dog is a girl though so I don′t know how it's gay
Yeah my dog barks like a horse yeah its saying neigh
My dog eats like a horse yeah he eats hay
I slipped on a banana peel and fell down the stairs
It was just yesterday that I was playing musical chairs
I brought a bomb with me to the primary school
I wanted to get wet so I jumped inside the pool
When I was in the pool I swam like a fish
And then I had sexual intercourse with a fish
I met Jesse Carney he is a glasses guy
I sold this guy a deer it was actually a squirrel
And then I robbed him for a dollar that shit was a thriller
Always get my money up never get my funny up
And then I got my orange juice and put it in a cup
Yeah I put some water in it too that shit too strong for me
When I drink too much of it yeah it makes me go and pee
Yeah I got a gold chain that shits really fucking fake
Swim in the lake, piss like a fish
Yeah I actually fucked that last part up my bad
Yeah that was actually really bad fucking what the hell
Why am I here back on this fucking shit track
Bend that bitch over then I hit him right from the back
Took me two minutes writing this shit what the fuck
Is this only rapping all this shit for a buck
Aint talking shotty bitch I aint got no gauge
Biggest dog in the kennel everyone behave
I was pooping on the toilet and my asshole started bleeding
Must've cut it on the way out, what the fuck
I just fucked up my line, yeah, yeah
I was eating a banana and I shoved it up my butt
That is probably why it′s bleeding (what) what the fuck
Kermit the frog has 7 accounts of rape
Miss piggy must have a wet ass pus-
Pool, wet ass pool
Yeah the pool is so cool yeah I′m gonna drool
In the pool no one likes drool in the pool
Yeah drooling in the pool but I'm also peeing aswell
My grandma fell down the stairs she went to hell
Yeah I′m nearing right to the end of the verse
Say goodbye like my grandma in the hearse
Yo you really thought that shit was the end of the song?
Yeah, I committed a crime
Yeah, I owned up to the crime
Now I'm in jail now, I hate jail
Jail really does suck, I hate jail
Yeah I was just lying I′m not in jail
Yeah yall really thought
I'll be back I′m gonna have a shower
I wont drop the soap cause I'm in jail
Yeah I play Greenville, it's on Roblox
Yeah I wear no socks, only with crocs
Yeah I′m bouta pass it over to jizzy j
Hizzy kay, pizzy bay, bizzy way, dizzy day
Nah I′m just lying I'm back on this track
Dick so good I might have a heart attack
Yeah jizzy j he is so gay eating hey
Then we go and walk over say hi to Mr Chang
Yah I feel bad for little Johnny
People come around all in him like the paparazzi
Yeah the criminal got sentenced to execution
Poor little Johnny yeah he must have had confusion
Yeah I was pregnant yesterday so I had to get an abortion
Yeah I broke my arm that shit looked like contortion
Yeah I had a little pet duck his name was Joe
Joe got hit by shotgun joe no here no more
Yeah I was feeling kinda hungry so I went to the snow
And I didn′t have a sled so I used a fucking door
I was feeling kind of thirsty so I ate some snow
Yeah went into the forest to take a fucking piss
And then a fucking polar bear attacked me (polar bear roar)
(Screaming)
Yeah I was driving a car and the car broke down
Yeah when the car broke down it gave me a really big frown
So I called up the mechanic to come fix my car
And then for some reason he just gave me a weird old jar
And inside that jar there was twenty old toenails
So I added my to the collection now there's thirty
Yeah I had sex with a girl her name was Latavius
I don′t know what rhymes with impervious
Yeah I munched on a dog but it was actually a door frame
I'm like a refugee bitch I got no name
Yeah I saw pulse elite at the motherfucking school
I didn′t know pulse elite went to school
Yeah I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and the pattern was dildos
I've got a big forehead and I got a really big nose
Yeah Josh he looking like a motherfucking cart titan
Yeah when I go to school it's girls that I be fighting
Yeah I robbed the next door neighbours for their motherfucking cat
Yeah it was looking at me funny so I hit it with a bat
Chuck it in the stir fry that shit be so yummy
Yeah it′s yummy it be in my tummy
Yeah I need to go to the toilet and it come out my bummy
Yeah I kicked a fucking grandma she fell down the stairs
Bitches looking at me funny so I pull on their hairs
I do not like polar bears
Fucking up dudes on the daily
Got a pet mailbox, I call him maily
I do not know anyone named Haley
Shaun Dubs knows a person named Haley
Back in the pool and I′m drooling in the pool
There's pee in the pool and it is super cool
My granny′s dead
She never got to give me that fucking head
I'm happy though cause I didn′t want her head
Granny's head would want to make me wet the bed
Wetting the bed is something that I don′t do
When I'm on the toilet I take a big poo
Kermit the frog raped me real good
He has the best dick in the neighbourhood
Tryna make this song go as long as possible
I don't know what rhymes with possible
The other day I was fucking a turtle
Oh my gawd (turtle sex noises)
That total was so good I ate it for dinner
I don′t like Jesus Christ cause I′m a sinner
I really like male strippers
Spitting on these bars like I'm spitting on his cock
By cock I mean chicken, I like chicken
We are spit roasting this chicken
I′m spitting on the roast
Yeah
Driving a car without a licence
I hope the police don't pull me over
Cause if they do, I′d be on the run
Road Runner
And the police are Wile E Coyote
I don't like Warner Brothers
Maybe its cause I′ve never had a brother
Only fuck my bros and no one other
But I never tell my mother
That's the end of my verse
I was listening to dinner while eating some music
My little pinkie toe is the size of a Jews dick
Yeah I was fluffing up my dog and then my dog said
Stop it I don't like it
I′m taking a shit cunt
Ill call him back later when he′s not taking a shit
Jesse Carney yeah he be sitting so zesty
Then a kangaroo jumped on my car
(Garmin record dashcam noises)
What the fluff
Bolts D in the streets, big D in the sheets
My beats are so fire so take a seat
I just ate a child call me zero to hero
I just looked downstairs and saw my dog humping a pillow
I looked him dead in the eye and then I called the FBI
See you can't trust a guy if you haven′t been swooped by a magpie
So I guess its goodbye
Now I'm gonna go eat some apple pie and fuck a wet fly
Yeah, I heard the earth getting hotter
Would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter
Yeah, I was playing with my spells like I′m Harry Potter
I love drinking a lot of bathwater
Gang gang
Skinwalker, house squatter
Yeah I threw my baby out the window
To your fathers dispatch
And let me in yo
Cause, I be fucking a lot of hoes
I'm playing with my toes
Man shut the fuck up
We watching two girls one cup
Wait, one commits?
Yeah, she′s inside of a pit
Doing the banana splits
Now oh my god that is exquisite isn't it
I love this beat
Now lets throw it on to the Bentadog shall we
I found the baby in front the window it go waa waa
It had a dinted forehead so I said haa haa
Yo I just had a voice crack yeah on the track
Hella wack
Yeah
Man fuck its funeral time man
