the name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley
And I come before you people with an idea
Probably the greatest . . .
aw it's not for you,
It's more of a SHELBYVILLE idea
now wait jst a minute!
we're twice as smart as the people of shelbyville!
just tell us ur idea and we'll vote for it!
alright! i'll tell u wot i'll do!
i'll show u my idea!
i give you the Springfield monorail
OH
i've sold monorails to Brockway, Augdenville n North Haberbrook n by gum it put them on the map!
Well sir theres nothing on earth like a genuine bonified electrified 6 car monorail!
wot'd i say?
monorail!
wot's it called?
monorail!
That's right monorail!
monorail, monorail, monorail
I hear those things ar awfully loud!
it glides as swiftly as a cloud
is there a chance the track could bend?
not on ur life my hindu friend
Wot about us brain-dead slobs?
u'll be givin cushy jobs!
were u sent here by the devil?
no good sir i'm on the level!
the ring came off my pudding can!
take my pen-knife my good man!
I swear it's springfields only choice!
throw up your hands n raise your voice!
monorail!
wot's it called?
monorail!
once again!
monorail!
But main streets still al cracked n broken!
sorry mum the mob has spoken!
monorail!monorail! monorail!
MONORAIL!
mono...d'oh!
