Goodbat Nightman

The Scaffold

God bless all policemen and fighters of crime

The thieves go to jail for a very long time

They had a hard day helping clean up the town

They hang from the mantle these both upside down

A glass of warm blood and then straight up the stairs...

Batman and Robin are saying the hurse...



(Batman & Robin:)

God bless Superman and Superwoman!

Aquaman and Aquawoman!

Ironman and Ironwoman!

Spiderman and Spiderwoman!

Plasticman and Plasticwoman!

Crazyman an-



(Robin:)

B-b-batman..



(Batman:)

Yes Robin?



(Robin:)

Was there ever a Batwoman?



(Batman:)

There was once, boy wonder, a long time back.



(Robin:)

Where is she now?



(Batman:)

I'm afraid she's no longer with us...



(Robin:)

Oh...you mean...?



(Batman:)

Yes, she up there in the great balthory up there in the sky...



(Robin:)

Holy sti-batwoman...what happened?



(Batman:)

She rather foolishly got in the way of the Batmobile.



(Robin:)

Suicide?



(Batman:)

Batricide...



(Robin:)

Gosh, why didn't I think of that?



They locked all the doors and they put out the bat

*MEOW!*

They put on the bat-jarmers

*We like doing that!*

Filled the bat-waterbottles, made the bat-beds

With 2 springy bat-rasses for sleepy bat-heads

They're closing their eyes and they're counting black sheep...

Batman and Robin are falling asleep...



(door opens)

(Robin:)

W-where are you going Batman?



(Batman:)

The bedroom!



(Robin:)

Holyluya!

(door closes)