Officer

The Pharcyde

yo fatlip man



yo man they tryin' to run a 5-0 move on us man



yo man



you got to tell the suckers what's up boy



yeah ha-ha




I got a letter from the dmv



the other day



I opened and read it



it said they were suckers



they tried to tell me that my license was suspended



I got offended



for a minute then pretended



that I never even got the damn letter



it's nine o'clock



on the dot



so I think I'd better



scoot off to school



'cause in class there's a test



I gotta dress fast



grab my glasses and my vest



oh damn



as hardheaded as I am



hopped in my hootie ride



pumped up the jam



put it in reverse



into first



and disperse and



from that very moment on my day got worse




as I was standing in the street



I suddenly seen the smoke



I know that Derek's on his way



I ran to get my coat



and a bag from the room



it took a minute, boom



hopped into the car



we drove away in a zoom



I assume doom



as we were drivin' on the gravel



at any given minute we could have a shortened travel



so I ramble



about my life (is that's a) shambles



should'a took the bus



a bus without the (silence horses)



oh nice



I wish we had good bikes



we need to exercise



maybe we could take a hike



an' you could give Sheri back those car keys



because everywhere I walk I would not have to say please




please



don't pull me over mr. officer



don't pull me over mr. officer please



(x4)




away



to our destination



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