it's time to play the music its time to light the lights its time to meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight its time to put on make up its time to dress up right its time to raise the curtain on the muppet show tonight why do we have to come here i guess we will never no It's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show and now lets get things started why don't you get things started on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational this is what we call the muppet show!.