(Hey, I got a wife at homeI got a wife at home
I got a wife she's the apple of my life
But I wish she would leave me alone)
When I hearHang your clothes upWipe your feet off
Goodness sakes don't slam the door
Fix the socket. Dry the dishes
Can't you see what's in the drawerHang the picture
Set the tableDon't drop ashes on the floor
Heat the bottle
Change the baby
She don't love me anymore
(He don't love her anymoreThere he goes right out the door
He'll be back 'bout half past ten
And then she'll start right in again)
Tack the shade upWash the windows
Wipe the handprints off the door
Change the light bulbs Scrub the bathtub
Pick the toys up from the floor
Tape the lamp cord
Make some coffeeBurn the garbageOil the door
Get the kids And call my mother
She don't love me anymore
[INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE]
(I got a wife at homeI got a wife at home
I got a wife she's the apple of my life
But I wish she would leave me alone)
When I hear
[FAST HIGH-PITCHED VOICE CHATTER]
OK OK I'll do it
[CHATTER CONTINUES]
Yeah OK
[CHATTER CONTINUES]
Honey, honey
[CHATTER CONTINUES]
Please, honey
[CHATTER CONTINUES]
Yeah I'll do it
[CHATTER CONTINUES]
QUIET!!
(He don't love her anymoreThere he goes right out the door
He'll be back 'bout half past ten
And then she'll start right in again)
[CHATTER BEGINS AGAIN]
[SHORT GUITAR LICK]
[DOOR SLAMS]
(Sheeee!!)
