Mission Improbable

The Herbaliser

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[What What]



Woke up at 7:30 early in the morning last week



Sun shining in my face, I wiped away the sleep



from my eyes, from the beginning - OH SHIT, what do you know



Two guys standin with guns at my bedroom window



I played it cool, peeped the tools they carried in they hand



Two three-fifty-seven Mags and one on the bedstand



I had my, piece under the pillow cause that's just how I do



Started to reach for it, but then I guess they knew



One nigga started laughin and turned to his man



He said, "I don't think that she knows about this plan"



His man, just smiled, and nodded his head



Aimed his gun at me and said, "Get out of the bed"



I complied, with his wishes, bent down, to grab my slippers



Nigga number one said, "Hey now, no funny business



Just, do what we say and everything'll be cool



You'll hear a lot of things today but that's the #1 rule"



I said, "What the fuck is this shit, all about?



We can discuss the problem and y'all, can break the fuck out"



Nigga number one said, "That we not able to do



but there's a tapedeck on your table with a message for you"



It said: follow niggaz one and two's instructions carefully



or fucked up things will happen if you dare to be



a heroine, these orders come straight from



the President, of the American, People



Then the tape just stopped, I looked at my watch



Niggaz one and two had they guns up cocked



and said, "It's time to go, grab your things and get ready



In thirteen minutes we all gotta be jetti, c'mon.."




Sitting in the, back of a van, with cuffs on my hands



Six secret service men in black, one nigga in tan



Who's driving? For three hours, we've been ridin