You can have Washington I'll take New Jersey
You can have London but I want New York City
I should get providence I've got a job now
Los angels - obvious - that's where you belong now
You can have Africa Asia Australia
As long as you keep your hands off cafe Pamplona
We can split Germany right down the middle
You'd hate it there anyway
Take Berlin and well call it even
You can take all of the carry-on baggage
I'll trade the siskin jokes for the alphabet language
And if we find out that we have any children
We'll trade them off summers and alternating weekends
You call it over and I call you psycho
Significant other?
Just say we were lovers and we'll call it even
We'll call it even
I am the ground zero ex-friend you ordered
Disguised as a hero to get past your borders
I know when I'm wanted I'll leave when you ask me to
Mind my own business and speak when I'm spoken to
I am the tower around which you orbited
I am not proud I am just taking orders
I fall to the ground within moments of impact
I hit back if hit
And attack if attacked
You get route 2 between Concord and Lexington
I want Mass Ave from the square to my apartment
And if we should meet through some misunderstanding
Ill be very sweet very patient and forgiving
(now get off my side of the state)
And if we should meet one another in passing
Despite these techniques there is sometimes no avoiding
(there must be some kind of mistake)
We'll raise high our white flags and say hi and shake hands
Declaring the land we're on unamerican
We'll call it even
I am the tower around which you orbited
I am not proud I am just taking orders
I fall to the ground within moments of impact
I hit back if hit
And attack if attacked
I am an accident waiting to happen
I'm laughing like mad while you strangle the captain
My place may be taken, but make no mistake
