Verse 1
Dubbell Vee:
Hey compadre
Ratmann:
Ci senor?
Dubbell Vee:
Hey, yesterday I went down to the store
I saw a guy, was white and he wore tights
I kicked him in the face and we got into a fight!
Ratmann:
Ci! My noze makes noiizeee
It points down at my boizze
and annoizze (them), and dey was full of-
Chorus
Dubbell Vee:
I say CHEESE!
Ratmann:
(We are full of cheese)...
Dubbell Vee:
I have some cheese in my eye!
Ratmann:
Isn't that a fly?
D.V. & Rmnn:
Ah say, CHEESE!
Dubbell Vee:
(My life is full of cheese)...
Verse 2
Ratmann:
Yorr hallucinations are caused by lack of toilet.
Dubbell Vee:
I had a fish in the oven and decided to foil it.
Ratmann:
You have lots of hair, senor.
Dubbell Vee:
You're eyes are full of flies.
D.V. & Rmnn: I know that all youse think and say is lies lies lies lies lies!
(repeat chorus 2x)