Twelve Days Of Christmas

The Crypt Keeper

You know kiddies

I think this is going to be the beast holiday season ever

And you know what will maggot even more speical?

Getting the little gift I've been dreaming of

Or better yet

Getting a whole bunch of them



On the first day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me

A trip to the mortuary



On the second day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me

Two murderous shoves

And a trip to the mortuary



On the third day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me

Three lethal blows

Two murderous shoves

And a trip to the mortuary



On the fourth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me

Four thousand volts

Three lethal blows

Two murderous shoves

And a trip to the mortuary



On the fifth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me

Five mortal wounds

Four thousand volts

Three lethal blows

Two murderous shoves

And a trip to the mortuary



On the sixth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me

Six fiends disembowling

Five mortal wounds

Four thousand volts

Three lethal blows

Two murderous shoves

And a trip to the mortuary



On the seventh day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me

Seven warewolves howling

Six fiends disembowling

Five mortal wounds

Four thousand volts

Three lethal blows

Two murderous shoves

And a trip to the mortuary



On the eighth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me

Eight manglers mangling

Seven warewolves howling

Six fiends disembowling

Five mortal wounds

Four thousand volts

Three lethal blows

Two murderous shoves

And a trip to the morturary



On the nineth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me

Nine stranglers strangling

Eight manglers mangling

Seven warewolves howling

Six fiends disembowling

Five mortal wounds

Four thousand volts

Three lethal blows

Two murderous shoves

And a trip to the mortuary



On the tenth day of Cryptmas my goul love gave to me

Ten heads kerploping