Well you tried it just for once and found it all right for kicks
But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks
And you're and orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines
And your mother wants to know what are those stains on your jeans?
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uuhhhh[x3]
You get in a heat, you get in a sulk
But you still keep a-beating your meat to pulp
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
You're a kid cassanova, your a no-josep
It's a labor of love fucking yourself to death
Orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uuhhhh[x10]
Your making out with school kids
Winos and heads of state
You even made it with the lady who puts the little plastic robbins on the Christmas cakes
Butchers, assistants and bellhops
You've had them all here and there
Children of god with their joystrings
International women with no body hair
Oh, so where they're asking in an alley and your voice ain't steady
Your sex mechanices rough your more than ready
You're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict
Johnny will fuck you always and all ways
He's got the energy, he will amaze
He's an orgasm addict
He's an orgasm addict
He's always at it
He's always at it
He's an orgasm addict
He's an orgasm addict
