I went out late to have some fun
the pub was dark and empty
beauty this place I didn't know
so I got to know Wendy
a smell like death teeth like a horse
her bra was made in hell
yelling voice hairy legs
man I love that girl
you know I don't care
about the colour of your hair
hey babe it's alright
if you turn down the light
I ordered her a coffee
she couldn't read the menu
so I said to her let's find another venue
she farted but I didn't mind exotic smells
digging in her nose she rang my bell
woke up by her smoking
I had no choice
wanted to escape I was caught by her voice
hey man do you feel alright
girl I'm fine but bring on the night
