Goin' Hunting

The Arrogant Worms

Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer



And a great big bottle of rye



And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em



And good old Charlie's glass eye



Well we looked all around so we sees all of nature



So calm and so serene



But not for long 'cause we're gonna use guns



To make furry animals scream



'Cause we're goin' huntin'



We're gonna kill somethin'



I don't care what it is



Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher,



Maybe the neighbour's kids!



We're goin' huntin'



We're gonna kill somethin'



I don't care what it is



Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher,



Maybe the neighbour's kids!



Well off we go, our guns are loaded



And so's are we



We weaves through the bushes and falls on our faces



And piss on the nice trees



And then we spot something moving an' a rustle



We pump it full of lead



And smile real wide as we hear it scream



And thud as it falls down dead



'Cause we're goin' huntin'



We're gonna kill somethin'



I don't care what it is



Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher,



Maybe the neighbour's kids!



We're goin' huntin'



We're gonna kill somethin'



I don't care what it is



Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher,



Maybe the neighbour's kids!



Well off we go to see what we killed



And watch the damn thing bleed



The first thing we see is a bright orange cap



And we shot down Ol' Charlie



But he don't to mind, he smiled all the time



He died real happy



But next time he should tell us



When he's goin' off to take a pee



'Cause we're goin' huntin'



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