Well I remember my first day of public school
I was very scared of getting pummeled
And sure enough I did at first recess
I got pegged in the head by a big red ball
It stung and my head hung
Back to class with a bloody nose
And soon it was lunch time
Mom said I should ask about how poor kids could get fed
So I got a book of tickets and a schedule and it read
Monday-Hotdog
Tuesday-Taco
Wednesday-Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday-Sloppy Joes and Burritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day
The best day of the week
All the kids would line up super early just to eat
Monday-Hotdog
Tuesday-Taco
Wednesday-Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday-Sloppy Joes and Burritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day
The best day of the week
It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
I miss Pizza Day
The best day of the week
I remember my first day of junior high
I had hair spray in my hair and my pants were way too tight
And all the breakers and new wavers and the rockers and the preps
Would all be in their places on the front lawn or the steps
I hung out with some punker kids who used to make me laugh
(oi oi oi)
I got thrown into the dumpster by some rich kids near the cafe
As time went on we figured out it was totally uncool
To eat the wellfare lunch
Provided by the school
So in poser punker fashion we just mooched off all the kids
And lived off eating candy bars and bags of nacho chips
Monday-Hotdog
Tuesday-Taco
Wednesday-Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday-Sloppy Joes and Burritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day
The best day of the week
It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
I miss Pizza Day
The best day of the week
Well now I'm out of school and I don't have a job
(You're a slob)
I just sit around all sweaty and lethargic
And I'm just thinking 'bout where it all went
