One Note Song

Tenacious D

(spoken)

KG: Jack, do you think some people... do you think that there's some people that are, really, are actually robots, living among us-

JB: No.

KG: That we can't tell.

JB: No, we don't have the technology yet. But Rage, Rage, Rage

KG: Yeah, yeah.

JB: You know what I was thinking? Stop playing. I was thinking of a fucking brilliant song. Check it out, just do what I do. Just play this note. Then we both just kee- keep playing this note. Every once in a while bend it. And that's it. And just remember who wrote that song. Me, baby, me. See, its fucking simple. That's one song in the bank. Next song.

KG: Is that...

JB: Next song!

KG: How co... But its one note-

JB: Next!

KG: Anybody could have wrote it. Anybody could have done it. One song.

JB: Yeah, but guess who did write it. Me!

KG: Yeah, but, did you wri- listen.

JB: Dude, I did! I told you to do the bending every once in a while!

KG: Oh yeah, you did.

JB: Woohoo! I win!

KG: Shit!

JB: I win, one to nothing!