Bad Businessman

Squirrel Nut Zippers

There's a man going around town



Spreading lies



He's the bad businessman



Does his business while he can



He just does his business bad.



He's a clown



Gonna get bounced around



If he don't keep his business underground



He's a player



And everytime he deals a round



It's just a bad hand



What a bad man.



Beware of what he sells



Surely go straight to hell.



T'aint no bottom in that wishing well.