Down on mussel beach
Tanning in the sand
You can lift some weights
Or you can rip your pants
Visit the salty spitoon
Spogebob′s arms are huge
At the Goo Lagoon
Larry's playing ball
Sandy′s hanging ten
Wait in line to pee
With your bubble friend
Get some ice cream or juice
Join the lifeguard crew
At the Goo Lagoon
Now we can build a sand castle
Don't that sound like fun
Or we can bury a surfer
In the summer sun
Or we can tan all day
Like craig mammelton
Just be careful not to get
Any sand in your buns
Please don't eat the Goo
At the Goo Lagoon
There′s so much to do
At the Goo Lagoon