Entire song is done in a falsetto little boy's voice and on most sibilant S's, a whistling sound is heard, much as would be emitted by one lacking his two front teeth.
SPOKEN INTRO:
'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below
So, in my flannel pajamas I went tippy-toe
I could see old Saint Nick from the spot where I stood
So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could
SUNG:
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, See, my two front teeth ?
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry ChriStmas
It seems so long since I could say
Sister Suzy Sitting on a thiStle
Every time I try to Speak
Huh, all I do is whiStle
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth See my two front teeth ?
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry ChriStmas
tongue click, bicycle bell, and an oh, no!
Jingle Bells resumes in the second line of a verse
tongue click, bicycle bell, and an oh, no!
Jingle Bells resumes in the second line of a verse
horse whinny and a sneeze
Jingle Bells resumes in the second line of a verse
horse whinny and a sneeze
Jingle Bells completes its verse
SPOKEN:
Good old Santa Claus and all his reindeer
Huh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candy
Gee, but, but now when I go out and call Dancer, Prancer, Donnner and Blitzen
None of 'em can underStand me
cries
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, See my two front teeth?
two more attempts to sound it correctly
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
So I can wish you Merry ChriStmas
ChriStmas, ChriStmas
Aww, for goodness sakes
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
