I Got It Made

Special Ed

*verse 1*



I'm your idol the highest title numero uno



I'm not a Puerto Rican but I'm speakin so that you know



and understand I got the gift of speech



and it's a blessin



so listen to the lesson I preach



I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem



full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome



I'm kinda young but my tongue speaks maturity



I'm not a child I don't need nothin for security



I get paid when my record is played--to put it short



I got it made




*verse 2*



I'm outspoken--



my language is broken into a slang



but it's just a dialect that I select when I hang



I play it cool--cuz coolin is all that I'm about



just foolin wit tha girlies, yes I'm bustin it out



I'm Special Ed and you can tell by the style that I use



I'm creatively superior, yo--I never lose



I never lost cuz I'm the boss



I never will cuz I'm still



the champion, chief one, won't lose until--



I choose




which I won't cuz I don't retreat



I'll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street



You're invitin me, a titan to a battle--why?



I don't need your respect cuz I--



got it made




*verse 3*



I'm talented, yes I'm gifted



never boosted, never shoplifted



I got the cash, but maoney ain't nothin



make a million dollars every record that I cut and--



my name is Special Ed and I'm a super-duper star



ever other week I get a brand new car



Got twenty, that's plenty yet I still want more



kinda fond of honda scooters--got seventy-four



I got the riches--to fulfill my needs



got land in the sand of the West Indies



even got a little island of my very own--



I gotta frog--a dog with a solid gold bone



An accountant to account the amount I spent



gotta treaty with Tahiti cuz I own a percent



got gear out wear--to everyday



boutiques from France to the U.S.A.



and I make all the money from the rhymes I invent



so it really doesn't matter--how much I spent, because, yo



I make fresh rhymes--daily



you burn me--really?



Think, just blink and I made--a million rhymes



just imagine if you blinked-- a million times



damn I'd be paid--



I got it made




*verse 4*



I'm kinda spoiled



cuz everything I want I got made



I wanted gear--got everything from cotton to suede



I wanted lead--I didn't beg I just got laid



My hair was growin too long, so I got me a fade



and when my dishes got dirty, I got Cascade



when the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade



I'm wise because I rise to the top of my grade



wanted peace on Earth, so to God I prayed



Some kids across town thought I was afraid



they couldn't harm me--



I got the army brigade



I'm not a trader



if what you got is greater I'll trade



but maybe later cuz my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee--



I got it made