The Tale of the Crack Soup

Soup People , PS1 Hangrid , Chase McSoup

All night, every day, soups been keeping me awake
Toss n turn, my ass burns, not even lentil, not even one ton
Got me more disappointed than watching twenty-oneOne in the hole, soup would make really swole
That′s not Albania Hell nah
Bottom line, he'll be mine
More refreshed
More arrests, Serbia fish has had a painful death
Crack soup Beppa Boup
Flashback to Soupbetnam waging war on CBT
Bert Newton pass the boof
Left a fly stranded in bowl, fibre gone aloof
Soggy man in the can, just some Campbells or some stain
If I catch his ass outside, 20-1 will be his inner pain yuh
Almighty Soup God, help me my find purpose
I want life like Croatia is a really goddamn circus
This dish is traditional, practical and perfect for any drive-by
Miss me with that pumpkin shit, soups up in my mind′s eye

I'm a soup wizard, PS1 Hagrid
Straight up soup snortin', watchmojo is my bible
Speaking of the bible, my favourite book is genesoup
Jonathan 4:20, man consume soup
When I was a child, rations were imperative
Cut off from my family, soup was my inheritance
Invested in soup coin, I′m the wolf of soup street
Taste tested every soup, even belle delphine′s
Though I slurp every soup, there's one I sorely miss
The soup I got from father′s tank, the taste of frothy piss
Ask my soup father, he went to soup war
Killed a soup village, soup medal of honour
It was there he claimed, the secret sacred soup
Fed it to the orphaned children, they grew up to be
Albert Einstein
Find the holy soup, you can be the soupman,
All you need's a healthy arm, and the spirit of the champion
Fetch the brown soup, my boy, no more cum n shittin′
You're our only hope, the future is not written

You′ve brought me to your home, let me see into your bowl
You wish to be a soup god yet your soupmanship is poor, but you
See the man in front, licked his eyes, came inside
Pushin' rope, called your mum then you went and shat and cried
You break the bread and eat it, grab your meat and fuckin beat it
Put the spoon into your mouth suck it down then you'll feel it
You want the power take it feel it throb and make a meal o′it
If you wanna be a god all you gotta do is come here take my hand
Welcome to my crib, I hope you really like it
Here we′ve got the crack and here we've got the bible, now there′s
Only one more step and it involves coming forth
And putting your hand in this hole
Cha cha real smooth please don't fret