My ahegao hoodie makes milady so horny
And so I′m always wearing it when I approach a dope shorty
I watch dubs not subs, except for Ghost StoriesAnd I never fuck with manga, because it's wrote poorly
I swear to god no mangaka can write a sentence rightly
I try to read it nightly-how?-read it left to right-me
Too-I never know the characters in the fight scenes
It′s like the story's backwards--is it printed wrong?-it might be
RIP Adobe Flash
Now what the hell can I use to edit photographs?
You think Harrison Ford is the best Han Solo? Hold me back
Your opinion is embarrassing, don't be daft
I can′t play pokemon, how′d they make it this hard?
Keep on catching ugly shiny ones I have to discard
I wish they put more flavour on the coating of my switch cart
If only anime could stick to good art styles like Pixar
I piece together PCs with help from The Verge
I got my thermal paste spreader and I'm ready to learn
Any cables hanging down I′m bout to sever and burn
I yearn to be a programmer so... hello, earth
A gaming mouse is always an important decision
So when I set it up, I enable pointer precision
Now I'm clicking heads, steady getting rich on the mission
240 Hz, 24 frames what I′m getting
I hit up FNM to play the TCG
And I eat while I play, so my sleeves are greased
Use the pieces of exodia to clean between my teeth
And free the piece of meat I can't seem to reach
My OC has a black blade
Three wings and a really cool catchphrase
I relate to people with hearts darker than mass graves
So my favourite Naruto character is Sasuke [SAY SOOK]
I straight use Caps Lock on every uppercase letter
Ketchup on my sushi roll-why?-cuz it tastes better
Bout to get a checkmate from the way I play checkers
And I love real raptors, the ones that ain′t feathered
The Star Wars sequels are the best, and it's no contenders
I don't have a preference for wings, I like bones in tenders
I never read Frankenstein, it′s so pretentious
Wait, is Frankenstein the monster or the cereal? I don′t remember
Fantasy novels I find apocryphal
The stories they describe are always rife with the impossible
I can't stand films that are illogical
Instead, I love anime girls with big galongahongables
Academic writing, I′ll be typing in papyrus
Epidemics? I don't buy it, none of my files are virused
My keyboard works better when it′s filled up with detritus
I always skip filler, like the firefly pilot
