Nuns with sticks that old and rude
Drivers Ed teachers with an attitude
Lesbian vice-princepals that are always on your tail
Stupid German teachers that say your about to fail
And it's all because of Catholic School
It's under the Bishop's rule
It's run by the Diocesean
To keep you free from sin
Personal, Administrative, or Saturday school
It's what you get from breaking their rules
Just because I called a kid a Jewish Schmuck
I spent an hour in a room and had to pay a buck
And its all because of Catholic School
It's under the Bishop's ruloe
It's run by the Diocesean
To keep you free from sin
Catholic Schools
Under the BIshop's rule
Have nuns with sticks
That call us all little pricks
We need no disciplinary education
Why dont they see this position?
So we'll just say to hell with it
Cause Catholic school is bull shit.
