I remember growing up
Watching rock stars throwing up
Thinking that that′sWhat I want to be
So I got a guitar
And taught myself some chords
I soon learned that talent isn't everything
Hardly anything
So I picked up a beer
And learned about the important things
But now I′m questioning everything
What's up with guys who wear mascara
And sing those songs that try to scare you
What happened to good old-fashioned rock'n′roll
So here′s to drinks without a chaser
Fuck Red Bull, just give me the Jäger
What happened to good old-fashioned rock'n′roll
Give me Nikki Sixx
Not Dixie Chicks
Nickleback can suck my dick
What's up with guys who wear mascara
And sing those songs that try to scare you
What happened to good old-fashioned rock′n'roll
So here′s to drinks without a chaser
Fuck Red Bull, just give me the Jäger
What happened to good old-fashioned rock'n'roll
Pop music, rap, and R&B
You′re making all the children pussies
Bring back rock′n'roll
You′ll never see these kinds of bands
Snort cocaine off a hooker's ass
Bring back rock′n'roll
