Ring one, a-dung-a-dung-dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school, then I run down the hall
Scaring the shit outta all of ya'll bitches
Which is why you don't invite mine to your party
Just cause I don't look like everybody
I guess you're just a bunch of hot shots
They act like they've never seen a Cyclops
And what's the big deal about my neck?
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch up
A couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright?
No! So, Whats up with that?
So what if I got another arm growing outta my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the 3 rings
3 ring A ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
3 ring A ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere
Ring two! How do you do? I'm Shaggy 2-dope
Chicken-faced bitch!
You don't try to front hoe
Try to play me out just cause I'm an albino
So maybe there's a sack growing out my neck
But, don't jet baby, not yet
Popped out the neden like a pund of lead
Doctor blew his back, rolled and dropped me on my head
Oh shit! I knew it had to fuck up my circuits
Cause when I was 2, my momma left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival, with the freak shows
Like Bat-boy, Hermaphrodite, and Old Man Crow
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
Started a crew of my own muthafucka, I'm not alone
So don't be sticking your finger in my face stank
Or your stomach might recieve a shank from the 3 rings
3 ring A ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
3 ring A ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere
Ring 3, The ICP!
Look if you want
But I wouldn't lay a hand on me
That's how you get fucked up
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut
Yo! I'm a nerd
Word I drink Thunderbird
I chill with my homies on a crackhouse curb
Nobody want to hang with a freak whos clinicly dead with no heart beat
Fuck that
Bitch suck that
I was born with a wang, but I never had a nutsac
It's two balls hanging with no protection, so,
I move real careful and slow
You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak
Just cause my nose curls like the iron shiek
Is that the reason nobody wanna hang
Fuck It
I chill with the 3 rings
3 ring A ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
3 ring A ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere
