And funny things happen to Ida,
when little boys look her way
She's not afraid to say hello
It's just one of her funny days
Give her the key and she's ready to fire
Burn like garbage in the can
She's not colonial or European
Ida ho is just an English man
The mocking monkey isn't talking anymore
Ida lurks behind every door
Give her the key and she's ready to fire
She's a native and she understands
Americana the son of Sam
Cakes and wine and a little sunshine,
she has no heart but a lot of soul.
Oh the mocking monkey doesn't talk anymore
Ida lurks behind every door
No wise tonight to show them fight
Everything in heaven so fine, the meat men are incredibly kind
A public revenge will always get you in the end that's the mess that scalpels make.
She stalks through the streets cheek by jowl
Cheek by jowl, and an awful scowl
That's a nice new dress yes mama chose best
And funny things happen to Ida ho, when the big boys say hello no, no, don't mess with the girl with a name like Ida Ho
Everything in heaven so fine
The meat men are incredibly kind
What's wrong with those people out there
Do those anxious swordsmen go mad en masse, no Ida ho is saying mass.
Pay your respects with another cigarette.
Everything in heaven so fine
The meat men are incredibly kind
A public revenge will always get you in the end
That's the mess that scalpels make.
She walks through the streets and she's ready to fire, Ida laughs with an awful howl. No jockstrap flags and no more rules no kick ass laughs from the golden mule
Look what a mess, yes mama knows best
Everything in heaven so fine, the meat men are incredibly kind
A public revenge will always get you in the end
That's the mess that scalpels make.
Everything in h
