You know every once in a while I shoot the breeze
I spend my time, I talk about silly things
I like to talk about Jesus Christ
'Coz i wonder what would happen if he passed you by
Would you be scared?
Would you believe in him?
Or would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised?
Well I bet he'd be cool
I bet he'd damn good looking
I bet that he'd smell devine
I'm not talking 'bout Calvin Klein's Obsession
Just one of those people who smell good all the time,
There's no reason why
What would he wear?
Would he wear Tom Hilffiger?
Or be Urban Outfitted?
Well I don't think so
See I'll bet he'd like Gautier
Though you'd never find him in it
I bet he'd like Gautier
Lord I need your protection
Spend some time in my direction
I need you protection
Spend some time in my direction
You know, every once in a while I shoot the breeze
I spend my time, I talk about silly things
And tonight I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ
'Coz I wonder how we'd deal if he just passed you by
Well I'll bet he'd be a star
I bet my Star Wars figures he would be a movie star
Quentin Tarrentino, next big thing
Prima Donna then he'd appear on Opera
But you know what?
I don't think so
Could you imagine him?
Hanging in Piccadilly Circus?
Time Square?
The Walk of Fame?
At Christie's he could easily become a regular
But you know what?
I don't think so
I bet my speeder bike he'd turn his back on our backs
Lord I need your protection
Spend some time in my direction
I need you protection
Spend some time in my direction
Some people have just got it
You know like standing next to Elvis Presley?
Then multiply that feeling by one million
And you know what I'm talking about
Coz I bet he was cool
Man i bet that cowboy's so damn good lookin, baby-y , ooh yeah yeah
