I bought my angel on the 4th of July
I didn't plan it, it just happened that way
I guess faith stepped in the end
'Cause I needed you then
When I bought him they said "Are you sure?
No refunds, returns, or exchanges because once He's yours he's yours for good."
Now you behave like an angel should
'Cause I saw it on tv
They were selling pieces of heaven
And I thought, "Hey what about me?
What am I considered?"
I chained my angel to eaves trough
It was November and I think I pissed him off
He's mad but I don't care
You're my angel so there
I figure its only about 60 more years
So come on angel, stop all the tears
Come sing me a song or two
Or whatever it is you angels do
'Cause I saw it on tv
They were selling pieces of heaven
And I thought, hey what about me
When can I make reservations
My pet angel's got a long lost friend
Who says hes coming back when the world ends
When us humans have lost our touch
God never liked people that much
'Cause he saw it on tv
They were selling pieces of heaven
And he thought, "Well how can this be
What in the Hell are they thinking?"
