My mama told me, "Don′t you dare drink and drive"
But I crashed my car through the guardrail of the 405
And then I floated up to Heaven's gates and I got in lineWhere I waited ′til the bouncer looked me dead in the eyes
And he said, "Hey bro, who do you know here? You're not on the list"
And I was like, "Oh shit, that's so weird, I thought I′d get in
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he′s my friend"
And then he was like, "No, bitch, you belong in Hell"
And then I said
"Don't kick me out, I′ll burn it down, I'll burn it down
Go fuck yourself, I′ll burn it down, I'll burn it down
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he′s my friend
Don't kick me out, go fuck yourself"
Fuck this stupid piece of shit club, I bet the drinks were overpriced
Going to Hell to get my dick sucked where there's women and free wine
Straight to the Devil′s gates where I skipped the line
And I tapped up the bouncer, he looked me in the eyes
And he said, "Hey bro, it′s good to see ya, your name's on the list"
And I was like, "Oh shit, that′s so sick, I knew I'd get in"
Then I talked to the manager, he′s my new best friend
And he was like, "Yo, bitch, you belong in Hell"
And then I said
"Don't kick me out, I′ll burn it down, I'll burn it down
Go fuck yourself, I'll burn it down, I′ll burn it down
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he′s my friend
Don't kick me out, go fuck yourself"
