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kidnap mr. sandy claws
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i wanna do it
[barrel]
let's draw straws
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Jack said we should work togather
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three of a kind birds of a feather now and forever
wheeee
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
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first, we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait and when he comes a-sniffing we will snap the trap and close the gate
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wait! i've got a better plan to catch this big red lobster man lets pop him in a boiling pot and when he's done will butter him up
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kidnap mr sandy claws throw him in a box bury him for ninety years then see if he talks
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then mr. oogie boogie man can tack the whole thing over then he'll be so pleased i do declare then he'll cook him rare
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wheeeee
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i say we take a cannon aim it at his door and then knock three times and when he answers sandy claws will be no more
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you're so stupid,think now i we blow him up to smithereens we may lose some pieces and the jack will beat us black and green
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kidnap mr. sandy claws tie him in a bag throw him in the ocean then see if he's sad
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because mr. oogie boogie is the meanest guy around if i were on his boogie list i'd get out of town
[barrel] he'll be so pleased by our success that he will reward us too,i bet
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pehaps he'll make his special brew of snake and spider stew yummmm
were his little henchmen and we tack our job with pride we try our best to please him and stay on his go side
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i wish my cohorts wern't so dumb
[barrel]
i'm not the dumb one
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you're no fun
[shock]
shut up!
[lock]
make me
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i've got something listen now this one is really good you'll see we'll send a present to his door upon there'll be a note to read now in the box we'll wait and hide
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untill his curiousity entices him to look inside and then we'll have him one, two, three
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kidnap mr. sandy claws beat him with a stick lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
kidnap mr. sandy claws, chop him into bits mr. oogie boogie is sure to get his kicks. kidnap mr. claws see what we will see lock him in a cage and then throw away the key
